I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
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That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
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I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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