Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
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can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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