I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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