what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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