I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
two words...techno handjob
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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