So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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