It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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