batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
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