found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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