You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
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