I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She swung at the pinata with crutches
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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