Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
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Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Looking through last night's sexting, realized one is a haiku..
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
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Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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