I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Are we still banned from the library?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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