Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
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She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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I can't come tonight. Someone took a shit in the dressing room. A.) Clean it up or B.) Kill myself. Text back with your answer.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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