She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
either way he was missing a nipple.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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