so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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