Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
how drunk was i? i pretended i was getting a blowjob from a fuckin dolphin in front of my dad. thats how drunk i was.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
