wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
You know the commpass Jack Sparrow has? The one that just points at whatever you want? Thas pretty much my moral compass.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
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He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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