It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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