just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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