You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
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He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
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I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
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