I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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