You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
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just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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