I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
