That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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