wanna go halves on a baby?
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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