I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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