we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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