god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
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I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
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Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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