I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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