I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
When else am I ever going to have a chance to do lines with T-Pain?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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