My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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