why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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