i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
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We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
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