He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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