don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
I just saw someone marching around outside wearing only a loincloth, dragging a fuckton of sheet metal. Spring has Sprung.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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