Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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