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you tried to arm wrestle for the title of "mom's favorite son"
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
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If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
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you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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