YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
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Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
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The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes