new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
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YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
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Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
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