wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
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It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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