areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
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It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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