But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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