And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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