U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Randomize
