Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
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Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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