Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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