physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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