I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Awkward is sitting in your parking spot and making eye contact with every one of your next door neighbors two hours before you have a threesome.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
It's not my fault, Tequila turned all my alarms off.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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