clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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