If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
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why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
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