Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Just found out drinking 6 trays of random shots makes me wake up on a club toilet with my underwear and jeans around my ankles
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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