Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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