I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
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