she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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